tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29884373699599890222024-03-05T02:16:36.362-05:00Persiflage and ProfundityDavidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14208315801150042940noreply@blogger.comBlogger158125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2988437369959989022.post-51500560357872926732011-01-13T22:23:00.008-05:002011-01-14T00:39:16.198-05:00A Winter to Remember<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh8bATrDF7F2ox2G2LrkSzC6HERbBIWwwgrrM3yYbwW3yy9JKdr_d7T17raNBLsAQZzrp47lhg-z1WgKJM0f9f96c9ID5ll0_vKGUYYRRKJJNfUipfMIdxtMH0tjjD0wGUxs9FQWKkGiTY/s1600/snow.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 263px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh8bATrDF7F2ox2G2LrkSzC6HERbBIWwwgrrM3yYbwW3yy9JKdr_d7T17raNBLsAQZzrp47lhg-z1WgKJM0f9f96c9ID5ll0_vKGUYYRRKJJNfUipfMIdxtMH0tjjD0wGUxs9FQWKkGiTY/s320/snow.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5561878681222474434" border="0" /></a><br /><br />If you turned on the local Atlanta news over the past 5 days, you would have seen one of two stories: the investigation into the shooting of Arizona Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords and the weather. Both stories have their own ongoing developments, and have captivated a national and regional audience, respectively.<br /><br />For those who don’t know, the metro Atlanta area has been paralyzed nearly a week by an unusually severe winter storm. Sunday’s heavy snowfall quickly turned into perilous ice, leaving many roads impassable to most vehicles. Mail delivery and trash collection were suspended, while schools and businesses around the city shut their doors for days.<br /><br />Yet despite the inconveniences the storm has caused, despite the traffic jams and so called “cabin fever” (which I personally find anachronistic, given the modern age’s infinite digital distractions) I find myself treasuring the silver lining of this white blanket. <span class="fullpost"><br /><br />First and foremost is its ability to bring people together. People these days rarely know many, if any, of their neighbors, but the lure of youthful fun in the snow brought us out of our houses and into the streets. Whether it meant joining together to help push cars on the highway or collaborating on sled ramps, igloos, and snowmen, people around the city bonded over their common circumstances.<br /><br />The inability to drive drove people to walk, allowing them to observe their neighborhood from a more human perspective, with the lack of cars reducing noise (and air) pollution. Perhaps some will even maintain the habit of making trips to the grocery by foot, rather than climbing in their car.<br /><br />Winter weather forces people to seek warmth and company, to light fires, play board games, have long conversations. And yes, despite the abundant posting of pictures and videos on Facebook and Twitter, it brings us back to simpler times. It’s not hard to imagine Atlantans 50 years ago trudging through the same streets we do, on their way to buy bread or beer.<br /><br />As natural disasters go, snow and ice are certainly among the most preferable. Floods, fires and earthquakes all cause dreadful damage, and cities take years to recover. Snow and ice, on the other hand, provide plentiful opportunities for fun, and their effect is mostly gone in a matter of days. Most of the damage comes from cars that fishtail and struggle to make it up slick hills--and there’s even humor in watching that. Even if they crash, their speed is so slow that serious personal injury is unlikely.<br /><br />There were, however, some opportunistic rascals who took advantage of the situation for <a href="http://www.wsbtv.com/news/26485529/detail.html">material gain</a>. But such activity was quite limited.<br /><br />As a long-time Southerner, I appreciate the rarity of events like this, which, in the end, makes their arrival that much sweeter. Snowpocalypse 2011, I will miss you! </span>Davidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14208315801150042940noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2988437369959989022.post-31495083904511176232010-08-22T20:37:00.003-04:002010-08-23T09:30:10.943-04:00Orbital Awesomeness<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEheI2ifK7xXDBx9KHe_3MlbQAfYYUYkDx3yY4qLTDSJ8oMHXJdt5D7wYG3IlhlQaxPmD8Ej4jQlhyBF4Es6FSt2T074BGIyyJXUiuH7JKs5LJh_hVva0doeFriWXt-e-WERP5mCnvgURYY/s1600/Orbit.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 214px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEheI2ifK7xXDBx9KHe_3MlbQAfYYUYkDx3yY4qLTDSJ8oMHXJdt5D7wYG3IlhlQaxPmD8Ej4jQlhyBF4Es6FSt2T074BGIyyJXUiuH7JKs5LJh_hVva0doeFriWXt-e-WERP5mCnvgURYY/s320/Orbit.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5508401998829930418" /></a><br /><br />BzzAgent (a word-of-mouth marketing company) recently sent me a few samples of Orbit gum to test out and share with my friends, on occasion of the brand’s recent packaging redesign. The first goal was unnecessary, as I am an Orbit addict, probably to the tune of half a pack a day (eaten a half-piece at a time…does anyone else do that?) The second goal I attempted to meet by leaving three packs and a note (Want a piece of gum?) in my office breakroom. Unfortunately, my failure to emphasize the word <span style="font-style:italic;">piece</span> resulted in the packs being snatched up whole, leaving me feeling like a poor product ambassador. So I’m writing a blog post to assuage my guilt, and show my BzzAgent handlers that I didn’t fail the mission entirely. <br /><br /><span class="fullpost">According to Orbit’s website, the company currently offers 12 flavors of its flagship brand (not including the more recent Orbit White and Orbit Mist extensions). Wikipedia, however, lists 27 flavors, which is more in-line with my observations at the store. Orbit has come to dominate the gum aisle, with new flavors coming out at surprisingly rapid pace (Watermelon Spring and Pina Colada being new of the newer ones). I used to experiment with these interesting new flavors, but quickly realized that I am a gum purist. I like three flavors: Spearmint, Sweetmint, and Peppermint. That’s it. Not even Wintermint, whose flavor always tastes strangely clinical to me (from any brand, not just Orbit). I buy those three flavors in 3-packs from Target, where the cost is as cheap as 50 cents per individual pack (when on sale). <br /><br />As someone who fancies himself a bit of a design geek, I do like the new packaging. The plastic wrapper is no longer clear, but is printed with all the nutrition facts and miscellaneous information that used to be on the box. The cardboard wrapper itself is now printed with a spiffy spot varnish in 36 different simple, graphic designs. Branding is minimal, with only the full logo on the front and the “O” on the reverse.<br />The only drawback to this redesign is that it’s only evident to someone who has purchased and opened the package, not a customer browsing at the store.<br /><br />All in all, a nice refresh for a product I probably use more than any other. Check it out!<br /></span>Davidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14208315801150042940noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2988437369959989022.post-69913617200883805482010-07-18T18:32:00.005-04:002010-07-18T21:11:06.451-04:00A Tale of Two Charities<table><br /><tr><br /><td><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjxNtX8DQt08WSesGNbrN1APcj9GMsmrrKOqmKJQ4pZu4pnZWvV124IMFDvxmpOrwDnSVferTRyJFMV4-hcM6WcLw0t7O3gBSiZQkcDPhoaySo5-EiGJbyivpjGF8vEiaCTDSlW6s2X1_k/s1600/WWF.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 249px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjxNtX8DQt08WSesGNbrN1APcj9GMsmrrKOqmKJQ4pZu4pnZWvV124IMFDvxmpOrwDnSVferTRyJFMV4-hcM6WcLw0t7O3gBSiZQkcDPhoaySo5-EiGJbyivpjGF8vEiaCTDSlW6s2X1_k/s320/WWF.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5495390735012143986" /></a></td><br /><td><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgj6gQhqJbYkPLL10h734qLyk2sVVE1BKfEjQFqN7bOK8_XWieL19flXXAQabsf3UuPihOEtKV1WObIgw3zAEEici99iOG4CcxHBPEVbwzPtKjyt8tYxW183S5cTK8LZnU3cDMvnERdtws/s1600/oxfam.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 249px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgj6gQhqJbYkPLL10h734qLyk2sVVE1BKfEjQFqN7bOK8_XWieL19flXXAQabsf3UuPihOEtKV1WObIgw3zAEEici99iOG4CcxHBPEVbwzPtKjyt8tYxW183S5cTK8LZnU3cDMvnERdtws/s320/oxfam.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5495391100144802770" /></a><br /></td><br /></tr><br /></table><br /><blockquote></blockquote><br />Each year I make a contribution to several charities. Usually my donation is self-initiated, but sometimes I'm persuaded by a particularly good fundraising pitch. Recently, I received mail from two such charities: the <a href="http://worldwildlife.org">World Wildlife Fund</a> and <a href="http://oxfamamerica.org">OxFam America</a>. Although both pamphlets were thin and measured 8.5x11 inches, their effect on my opinion of the charity couldn't have been more different. <br /><br /><span class="fullpost">The World Wildlife Fund piece was a four-color calendar, with pictures of animals for each month. It was--dare I say....junk mail. In the past, I've also received address labels, cards, and a even a <span style="font-style:italic;">nickel</span> from the WWF. Besides the address labels--of which I have used perhaps four--and the nickel, all of these promotional items went straight into the recycling bin. I simply have no need for kitchy greeting cards or a cheap wall calendar. Perhaps some people like them, but I hazard to guess that those who use greeting cards and wall calendars prefer to pick out their own. <br /><br />For me, all of this stuff was worthless, and moreover it annoyed me that my money was paying for it. I intended my donation to help preserve habitat, rescue endangered animals, and push for eco-friendly legislation. Of course charities must continue to raise money, but sending out silly gifts is not the way to win me over. <br /><br />OxFam, on the other hand, impressed me very much with their mailing. It was a well-designed report (printed on handsome matte paper) on what the organization had done to help the relief effort in Haiti. With articles, diagrams, and interviews, this timely brochure was proof of their commitment to fighting poverty. OxFam sends things like this only periodically, and they are not overt requests for money like the WWF mailing. Instead, they subtly demonstrate the value of my contribution, making me feel good about my donation and likely to give again. <br /><br />As a marketing person, I appreciate this soft sell. Making an emotional connection with your audience, whether it be a potential customer or philanthropist, is much more effective than surprising them with useless stationery-store items. I hope that more organizations follow the lead of OxFam, rather than wasting precious resources on questionable promotional materials that often end up in the garbage, thereby negating the very principles they stand for. <br /><br />For more info on which charities are ranked highest for efficient use of resources, visit <a href="http://charitynavigator.org">Charity Navigator</a>. (Surprisingly, OxFam is rated only marginally higher than the WWF). </span>Davidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14208315801150042940noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2988437369959989022.post-23304591674124052010-07-01T08:36:00.005-04:002010-07-01T09:22:15.097-04:00Hoping to Beta Test New Facebook Answers ProductYesterday I applied to be a beta tester for Facebook's new project, which allows members to answer questions submitted by others (similar to the start-up <a href="http://www.quora.com">Quora</a>, founded by early Facebook employee Adam D'Angelo). To apply, I had to submit a "provocative" question and answer. Here was what I wrote: <span style="font-weight:bold;"><br /><br />Is there a place for religion in modern society?</span><br /><br />In short, yes.<br /><br /><span class="fullpost">Religion has proven itself remarkably resilient, rivaling only our capacity for speech in terms of its presence and impact on human civilization. And although I myself am not a religious person, I confidently believe this deep-rooted institution will continue to evolve with society, playing whatever role is necessary to survive. <br /><br />In his book <span style="font-style:italic;">The Selfish Gene</span>, Richard Dawkins coined the term "meme" to describe certain inherited human beliefs and behaviors, such as religion. [In the contemporary vernacular, a meme is a popular (viral) concept or catchphrase that spreads via the internet.] Dawkins goes on to compare genes to "memes," saying that as the former influence biological evolution, so too does the latter influence cultural evolution. <br /><br />As long as there is mystery and misery in the world, people will continue to turn to religion for answers and comfort. Bioethics, artificial intelligence, and other emerging sciences will provide new arenas for the application of moral/religious analysis, and for this reason I foresee the future of religion being long indeed. <br /><br />For further information, I recommend the following Wikipedia articles:<br />http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/God_gene<br />http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/God_of_the_gaps<br />http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meme</span>Davidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14208315801150042940noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2988437369959989022.post-87239838974045228782010-05-28T15:20:00.002-04:002010-05-28T15:30:10.620-04:00WTF FridayFor the first installment of a new feature, I present to you two examples of questionable marketing:<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhsCrY3wvH1S3c6QYx03bH57CeM1weh-dqgu6WfU9pMzEQecK_zGjCuXcpJxuIXA4WAGO5gBstRkGMuVer3MWza1avKflOb_fd2bDX5nfkGDSdthZjHyLA2LGSKztluImy2DsYjZR-IuuY/s1600/Pharm+House.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 234px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhsCrY3wvH1S3c6QYx03bH57CeM1weh-dqgu6WfU9pMzEQecK_zGjCuXcpJxuIXA4WAGO5gBstRkGMuVer3MWza1avKflOb_fd2bDX5nfkGDSdthZjHyLA2LGSKztluImy2DsYjZR-IuuY/s320/Pharm+House.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5476405219172271250" /></a><br />An ad for Pharm House, an Atlanta restaurant that has since shut down. Who would want to eat at a place whose name and logo make it sound like you'll be served Tylenol Tartare and Grilled Lipitor?<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhp3S5vgEItoogr5e7Dqn6lmKpgJTlI_ulx03Isj293H0lX5nJ2CVIH61U-7TvG1aUNRwupVyiHmnCVaSmHt4F5tMElmB7n98rhDLUQj1Zc7JzBxIuMdZgExKEb9nsdl9K7X9gXcRU54g0/s1600/Hustler.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 267px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhp3S5vgEItoogr5e7Dqn6lmKpgJTlI_ulx03Isj293H0lX5nJ2CVIH61U-7TvG1aUNRwupVyiHmnCVaSmHt4F5tMElmB7n98rhDLUQj1Zc7JzBxIuMdZgExKEb9nsdl9K7X9gXcRU54g0/s320/Hustler.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5476405212510842674" /></a><br />This ad appeared in the SF Weekly a couple months ago. At first glance nothing seems particularly odd, but then your eyes find the woman just to the left of the chef and you recoil in horror. She looks 30 years older and 90% less attractive than the other women, plus she's doing something very creepy with both of her hands. How did this creature find its way into an ad for strip clubs?Davidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14208315801150042940noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2988437369959989022.post-50360117292570159202010-05-14T10:16:00.004-04:002010-05-14T10:33:47.953-04:00Banner Bonanza<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjgVRvLkeSQELLbquidbZMmIDPSslBDbnwdebs3EgF29m2UPM2yDQE2m1rxt8bEu-g2nANOzTvsPgUT6ouEVSdjGiEpiio74Ac1ZjokOzyu6-yvXM_izP1wcdt5Y-fdtoh3OiZh3y9aC4c/s1600/french+news+banner.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 250px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjgVRvLkeSQELLbquidbZMmIDPSslBDbnwdebs3EgF29m2UPM2yDQE2m1rxt8bEu-g2nANOzTvsPgUT6ouEVSdjGiEpiio74Ac1ZjokOzyu6-yvXM_izP1wcdt5Y-fdtoh3OiZh3y9aC4c/s320/french+news+banner.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5471131622649234050" /></a><br />Several years ago a video of the French news anchor <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mélissa_Theuriau">Melissa Theuriau</a> suddenly went viral because of her stunning good looks (and adorable Frenchiness). Now Theuriau's image is being used to advertise several dubious products on the web, including iPads and, most prominently, acai berries. I'm certainly not complaining, having her pretty face all over the web, but I'm perplexed to see such blatant disregard for <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2007/10/01/technology/01link.html">privacy rights</a>, and I'm surprised Theuriau's lawyers haven't shut these banners down. <br /><br /><table> <tbody><tr><td><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjRwSFhfe0i9lKCvP4B4PM2R9whiOW2PKOC4CZxBpw419XrariOT4NuvipYFd0h6kCUcMuu59Qcp8FxPC2TBlqMgdNx3zD5z9zGy775GS6fg6q4xF-lD5hHlWXvrt4F4xUXKIJZXWqov44/s1600/Picture+2.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 164px; height: 239px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjRwSFhfe0i9lKCvP4B4PM2R9whiOW2PKOC4CZxBpw419XrariOT4NuvipYFd0h6kCUcMuu59Qcp8FxPC2TBlqMgdNx3zD5z9zGy775GS6fg6q4xF-lD5hHlWXvrt4F4xUXKIJZXWqov44/s320/Picture+2.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5471131705891659058" /></a> </p></td> <td><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjSHrWzO8_QFH-jm8uEzirdviGoRqLxkuRbY7Z_geeRU3p2rWXDWOmpPLMTt0tEK4VbLY0WUQqOU8mAQ4iNQSSpK5qgetkttjljVK_UMev4JoL50qZsMH2HQSLTXzu7LRG0Iq-ptfeS7N4/s1600/Picture+1.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 165px; height: 202px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjSHrWzO8_QFH-jm8uEzirdviGoRqLxkuRbY7Z_geeRU3p2rWXDWOmpPLMTt0tEK4VbLY0WUQqOU8mAQ4iNQSSpK5qgetkttjljVK_UMev4JoL50qZsMH2HQSLTXzu7LRG0Iq-ptfeS7N4/s320/Picture+1.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5471131663509378514" /></a> </p></td></tr> </tbody></table><br /><br />I was nearly as shocked to see that Theuriau is married to the crippled dude from Amelie!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/bb/Jamel_Debbouze_Césars.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 288px; height: 384px;" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/bb/Jamel_Debbouze_Césars.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br />And just for fun, here's another terrible banner with horrific photoshopping. <br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiQi1agc6Cy3nsxcpjrjyX5Zl0cLEJlm1y5-wlzKuUoa-zVybO4dSgg3da2XCPjvwp3Xfos1CpNupsrnXVe2Ik-wbjmdgJnWlqbeteUM-rWuRq4jchvsVv72JTRYNZs5EQByYxTnbIR6ds/s1600/Picture+3.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 268px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiQi1agc6Cy3nsxcpjrjyX5Zl0cLEJlm1y5-wlzKuUoa-zVybO4dSgg3da2XCPjvwp3Xfos1CpNupsrnXVe2Ik-wbjmdgJnWlqbeteUM-rWuRq4jchvsVv72JTRYNZs5EQByYxTnbIR6ds/s320/Picture+3.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5471133792645417410" /></a>Davidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14208315801150042940noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2988437369959989022.post-27859870600916612042010-05-12T11:43:00.004-04:002010-05-12T12:01:54.619-04:00DDB Brasil's FedEx ads<table> <tbody><tr><td><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgNffAu2g7rp6dBh_uKXmdlWupVhsJ6CmCh4L7T2xxX_WUfu-1Yh7ioovvT3nUClHXq0CSEKVtm2ajDUh6W6YhILRV7oHc2-3z1l-ONrm6ktlcZ83yXGeQPGA1yrIupUHgyKMapWOeJSRg/s1600/Picture+2.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 151px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgNffAu2g7rp6dBh_uKXmdlWupVhsJ6CmCh4L7T2xxX_WUfu-1Yh7ioovvT3nUClHXq0CSEKVtm2ajDUh6W6YhILRV7oHc2-3z1l-ONrm6ktlcZ83yXGeQPGA1yrIupUHgyKMapWOeJSRg/s320/Picture+2.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5470412256160608002" /> </a> </p></td> <td><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiDh3jqnGgyhDQy0WrxYae5iP7GgcgEYijUuNsrAJH3NopW8vNhewsClDqz-B9z5c6nuDhbX-nyURhfCYCzVfnVUiUlXwOUtK6bJm5ZjOt6whZKP5W0g8zSTIiOCkSZOt_41yQRaR9uZE0/s1600/Picture+1.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 158px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiDh3jqnGgyhDQy0WrxYae5iP7GgcgEYijUuNsrAJH3NopW8vNhewsClDqz-B9z5c6nuDhbX-nyURhfCYCzVfnVUiUlXwOUtK6bJm5ZjOt6whZKP5W0g8zSTIiOCkSZOt_41yQRaR9uZE0/s320/Picture+1.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5470412250825457330" /> </a> </p></td></tr> </tbody></table><br />While all six of these ads are no doubt very nicely art directed, the concept is getting a bit thin (the campaigns are a year apart). The most recent series (on the right) is even weaker, since it appears FedEx only delivers to destinations on the same line of longitude as the sender.Davidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14208315801150042940noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2988437369959989022.post-79691094992389800672010-04-13T17:35:00.007-04:002010-04-13T17:54:13.014-04:00The Spammy Rabbit HoleThe other day I had an idea to create an ad-supported, competitive trivia site that rewarded top players with prizes. Naturally, I googled the idea first.<br /><br />To my dismay, there were plenty of results. Clearly not an original idea. Curious to see who beat me to it, I clicked on the first site.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgx1rBoujvov0t0Gwt94RYFXgrXsI7rqU1bvxkkNnPiv3kwQBxjVcng1ipHO5DghQgAVbFuyO20kk6_94_AsJaeuNE95ZbbbhggDdOwUrt7lUkrrlA_IZw9poICPIn7e4F4F6Hvqw4j01Q/s1600/Picture+2.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 266px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgx1rBoujvov0t0Gwt94RYFXgrXsI7rqU1bvxkkNnPiv3kwQBxjVcng1ipHO5DghQgAVbFuyO20kk6_94_AsJaeuNE95ZbbbhggDdOwUrt7lUkrrlA_IZw9poICPIn7e4F4F6Hvqw4j01Q/s320/Picture+2.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5459740288688309810" /></a><br /><br />Looks pretty phony, with cheapo Web 2.0 design and specious pull quotes at the bottom, right? So I clicked on the next site: <br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjcJcT8Tmo7QCx1sJXYXdAkxkDBnFEe_Goahyphenhyphen38DFwzI4gvjkIpf2oOk6yugk_vSVgcOL-XqaZnA3T6cJFN7yx-p3pct3kvuPstDzCUQsXcac6R1zdX7OTpGhcUa7MguRn0MPPhDoJACOg/s1600/Picture+4.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 264px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjcJcT8Tmo7QCx1sJXYXdAkxkDBnFEe_Goahyphenhyphen38DFwzI4gvjkIpf2oOk6yugk_vSVgcOL-XqaZnA3T6cJFN7yx-p3pct3kvuPstDzCUQsXcac6R1zdX7OTpGhcUa7MguRn0MPPhDoJACOg/s320/Picture+4.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5459740299443790242" /></a><br /><br />Pretty similar, no? This site lists "cpaquiz.com" in the footer as the owner. Navigating to cpaquiz.com, one finds this:<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiEl5Evd9-GuvvCSGMcC2-eLzTMX2TdYn5AvrXwjgDBfum9lhIKysrD43o8DzGfcVYV2vZFzx2pcBIVbP1maO-83wp7LqP4uMY8vnnD18B3byQl5M_xA8hd1hoQjA8GL77X5b-eGxsf7sM/s1600/Picture+5.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 196px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiEl5Evd9-GuvvCSGMcC2-eLzTMX2TdYn5AvrXwjgDBfum9lhIKysrD43o8DzGfcVYV2vZFzx2pcBIVbP1maO-83wp7LqP4uMY8vnnD18B3byQl5M_xA8hd1hoQjA8GL77X5b-eGxsf7sM/s320/Picture+5.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5459741686894951506" /></a><br /><br />One of those weird domains with a stock photo and some links related to the URL. Odd. So I clicked on the third result in my original search, only to find a third nearly identical site.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgFdbt-_VE0kBQcbp96BkaMgelj4eI9bo0KgyCPB7tlkWB2eAE8w_KNc_uU5BV5NJpgdY7Cs0daL1PrMysD4aRy1E44ylmtC7zSqumHj4fmRwApL_RsHpSGhg8xm8IugkwGzWQ_l1VA2mw/s1600/Picture+3.png" style="text-decoration: none;"><img style="text-align: left;display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 249px; " src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgFdbt-_VE0kBQcbp96BkaMgelj4eI9bo0KgyCPB7tlkWB2eAE8w_KNc_uU5BV5NJpgdY7Cs0daL1PrMysD4aRy1E44ylmtC7zSqumHj4fmRwApL_RsHpSGhg8xm8IugkwGzWQ_l1VA2mw/s320/Picture+3.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5459740294407483090" /></a><br /><br />This one lists "jv interactive" at the bottom as the copyright holder. JV Interactive's site is equally fishy, with silly stock photos and generic copy. <br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh2KK3kur_U3ToVyY6sL_O8u7Q3c9-dRW7iUxDMDTRsM1HoMF5Jlrd6Tv-PRnwoggdUyv7xcXP9sKFLND03puav19cDmAmnSLKIMG9EEcSZeYaSk_6FR33gC7-6xbf4QCkDJWoSUQ4QBOU/s1600/Picture+6.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 254px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh2KK3kur_U3ToVyY6sL_O8u7Q3c9-dRW7iUxDMDTRsM1HoMF5Jlrd6Tv-PRnwoggdUyv7xcXP9sKFLND03puav19cDmAmnSLKIMG9EEcSZeYaSk_6FR33gC7-6xbf4QCkDJWoSUQ4QBOU/s320/Picture+6.png" border="0"/></a><br /><br />I couldn't help but feeling as if I'd been led into some sort of spammy rabbit hole. All of these dubious companies and websites, somehow conspiring together to accomplish...<span style="font-style:italic;">something</span>.Davidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14208315801150042940noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2988437369959989022.post-41279054414487660962010-04-03T20:48:00.003-04:002010-04-03T20:58:12.965-04:00Chase, You Win<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi3sLYp7NPIhVgaLiiLytbn3T4RK7D_pI1zXAYe0yrIFXGhe10L-7PyY2EdvvTcdU9rIITOYxhJq5zmRTnG6BwCTdRNkM8ii5o5FjcTmvYHd_zi2VWwX5pPnVKpQp6F4TgImVi-hEAW1QM/s1600/chase.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 214px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi3sLYp7NPIhVgaLiiLytbn3T4RK7D_pI1zXAYe0yrIFXGhe10L-7PyY2EdvvTcdU9rIITOYxhJq5zmRTnG6BwCTdRNkM8ii5o5FjcTmvYHd_zi2VWwX5pPnVKpQp6F4TgImVi-hEAW1QM/s320/chase.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5456080226028637730" /></a><div>In the four months I spent away from my Atlanta address, I received in the mail 10 credit card applications from Chase (and, incidentally, none from any other companies). The envelopes contained pre-approved apps for three different cards: Freedom, Sapphire, and Slate. Without even reading the terms of each, I was already partial to Slate and Sapphire due to their creative and evocative names (plus Sapphire is my birth stone).</div><div><br /></div><div>And since Chase evidently REALLY wants me to sign up for a card, I finally caved in. </div><div><br /></div><div>Please, Chase, stop wasting paper and trying to singlehandedly prop up the USPS. Learn to use email and social media to target people like me. Thanks. </div>Davidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14208315801150042940noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2988437369959989022.post-55206344402011355322010-03-29T19:24:00.004-04:002010-03-30T02:52:16.682-04:00Even more bad bus shelter ads!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgmMf13kA2qJ0qhmD4-s4LQKnQdsWUsRD3y7mLrsyOf5fHG44Cue-ERsQxAmSmMcdmDeNdo1g9HDm_In0XtNZ1NMbK2-HuxMvh76laeoFYhvTr9o11avk8zcVQoWrPbpraNLnrGuzjjOqk/s1600/Hawaiian.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 239px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgmMf13kA2qJ0qhmD4-s4LQKnQdsWUsRD3y7mLrsyOf5fHG44Cue-ERsQxAmSmMcdmDeNdo1g9HDm_In0XtNZ1NMbK2-HuxMvh76laeoFYhvTr9o11avk8zcVQoWrPbpraNLnrGuzjjOqk/s320/Hawaiian.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5454205842354360002" /></a><br />Another day, another terrible bus shelter poster. And once again, it's the copy that's to blame.<div><br /></div><div>Now we all know Hawaii is heavenly and no one wants to leave. But insinuating to potential customers that where they live sucks? That's just not nice.</div><div><br /></div><div>I totally get what the line was <i>trying</i> to say, but the writer just did a lazy job of saying it well.</div><div><br /></div><div>Here are some possible alternatives:</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Non-stop to Hawai'i. And back home, if you choose.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Non-stop to Hawai'i. </div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;">(And back home, too) </span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Non-stop to Hawai'i. </div><div style="text-align: center;">And back, but only because we have to. </div><div><br /><div><br /></div><div><br /><div><br /></div><div><br /></div></div></div>Davidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14208315801150042940noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2988437369959989022.post-64399814132447249222010-03-29T18:21:00.004-04:002010-03-29T18:29:12.385-04:00Siggi's Skyr is So Good<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi4EO6MAJ_9yiejm6OuBlskUS1zKm22jn9fw_GE-iVEEIoOdHuwUlF_C0QJ9iYb9nrf9BjkzyFVmu3sRki1Td92uJ4t3XPJm3iKn9VhxrNU2jp-1yYCkm5L5UJ5UEaZBkKCB5_KPToBXKo/s1600/Siggi.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi4EO6MAJ_9yiejm6OuBlskUS1zKm22jn9fw_GE-iVEEIoOdHuwUlF_C0QJ9iYb9nrf9BjkzyFVmu3sRki1Td92uJ4t3XPJm3iKn9VhxrNU2jp-1yYCkm5L5UJ5UEaZBkKCB5_KPToBXKo/s320/Siggi.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5454186090976068802" /></a><br /><div>At the San Francisco Fancy Food Show in January, I had the opportunity to meet Siggi and try his eponymous Icelandic yogurt. It was good. Siggi gave me three coupons for free cups of his yogurt, which I have finally used. Siggi's is mainly sold at upscale grocery stores (like Whole Foods), and each cup costs about three bucks. Expensive, but it's the best store-bought yogurt I've ever had.</div><div><br /></div><div>It's thick like Greek yogurt but not as tart, and comes in a bunch of creative flavors (like Orange and Ginger or Pomegranate and Passion Fruit). Plus it has a ton of protein and no fat, which is CRAZY! I love this stuff and implore everyone to try it. </div>Davidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14208315801150042940noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2988437369959989022.post-24612783582104550662010-03-29T17:49:00.004-04:002010-03-29T18:16:15.062-04:00Goosebumps is Hideous (and it's not intentional)If you were a kid in the mid '90s, you grew up on Goosebumps. R.L. Stine churned them out at a clip of about one per month from 1992-97, and everyone I knew had a shelfful.<br /><br />And while some book fads from the '90s have faded away (au revoir, Animorphs!), Goosebumps can still be found at Borders, albeit with a different cover design. And therein lies the problem.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgPMaoEGUGslM6Ox30842hgMpaBN5FJyE3ni8v1e_hVO4ORxF_Ihst5g1stVil45X1wsenGZovjBxkEyw9gxJoeNCOYBYwYp3ZIapugf-xAWuSQLWiW4wcOZkMBe4pRaQFk49LmOgucXMk/s1600/goosebumps.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 218px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgPMaoEGUGslM6Ox30842hgMpaBN5FJyE3ni8v1e_hVO4ORxF_Ihst5g1stVil45X1wsenGZovjBxkEyw9gxJoeNCOYBYwYp3ZIapugf-xAWuSQLWiW4wcOZkMBe4pRaQFk49LmOgucXMk/s320/goosebumps.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5454182730264851458" /></a><br />Book cover design is an art form, and generally speaking, it's getting better and better. And while it may be that publishers often pay less attention to individual covers for a kids' series (knowing that once kids get hooked, they can pretty much phone the rest of the series in), Goosebumps covers of the 90s were always cool. A simple two-color design with nubby, embossed lettering and a creepy illustration (done by <a href="http://www.timjacobus.com/">Tim Jacobus</a>). They were simple, but they had a consistent quality to them.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhJcmtsmfai5n8lNwW2WPicQ5_a9Kba5AOR13SP0zlayEiLFpmMS8w6Jm4ju4qGuv5isnDYKTccKB0RVOn8eoaIV21E-6DFTWeZdvGtunbiAtFV-LdYe-PWK3IR-hd6MF7h_1zkDMwXw1M/s1600/goosebumps.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 239px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhJcmtsmfai5n8lNwW2WPicQ5_a9Kba5AOR13SP0zlayEiLFpmMS8w6Jm4ju4qGuv5isnDYKTccKB0RVOn8eoaIV21E-6DFTWeZdvGtunbiAtFV-LdYe-PWK3IR-hd6MF7h_1zkDMwXw1M/s320/goosebumps.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5454182736682002162" /></a><br />The covers of today are not only cheaper (no embossed lettering), the design is also far worse. Incredibly, it's the same artwork, but the rest of the layout is a hodgepodge of horrible design choices. They've tried to make the slime look more realistic with a Photoshop emboss/drop shadow combination, but it ends up looking extremely amateur and fake. And the type treatment has gotten worse across the board--the thicker type of the author's name is too bold, skewing and drop shadowing "Goosebumps" looks awful, and the tagline now gets lost and looks ugly.<br /><br />How is it possible that this could happen to such a hugely successful series? I am truly aghast. Somebody, do something. Please.Davidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14208315801150042940noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2988437369959989022.post-26606475773679252742010-03-24T20:40:00.006-04:002010-03-25T01:24:57.446-04:00Neato New Ad UnitsYahoo's been doing some cool stuff with their flagship homepage ad space lately. Both of these examples ran this week, and presumably each brand bought out the space for the whole day. Judging by the products it would appear the audience of this page skews heavily female.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEij1InZdvPQULAGA_2wGquvWDUK6MJBoUQDg3i9Nazix8ut8vK0rhmhn2-iOQQTwleuAhkUBzlkYV-5RxqxA_y7Bdu9G24wBdlbR6jKaAOiiVPPb2rxclebDDTcF1zkQ7RUUikqlr5iGn8/s1600/Crystal+Light+Animation.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 167px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEij1InZdvPQULAGA_2wGquvWDUK6MJBoUQDg3i9Nazix8ut8vK0rhmhn2-iOQQTwleuAhkUBzlkYV-5RxqxA_y7Bdu9G24wBdlbR6jKaAOiiVPPb2rxclebDDTcF1zkQ7RUUikqlr5iGn8/s320/Crystal+Light+Animation.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5452365437578201058" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjGL-srGUfUTOgfFwpEUUbogUIUSGpUiiSmJOkIV42BvdSP0zQ0dfJtoCITZkFpkSz78UCGfgaVwkY3g_zc_Y641cV1IoErHQmD0DBgg7LPyKKiKG3ixt3CH3zNW0auxnp_xYr9oEnXXBg/s1600/Crystal+Light+Expanded.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 176px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjGL-srGUfUTOgfFwpEUUbogUIUSGpUiiSmJOkIV42BvdSP0zQ0dfJtoCITZkFpkSz78UCGfgaVwkY3g_zc_Y641cV1IoErHQmD0DBgg7LPyKKiKG3ixt3CH3zNW0auxnp_xYr9oEnXXBg/s320/Crystal+Light+Expanded.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5452425399448582770" /></a><br />The Crystal Light banner had some neat watery animation, and then expanded to become wallpaper behind the page's main content. At first it seemed a little gaudy and MySpace-like, but it grew on me.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi1FwABsyuHKqs9Dh-bXegH04cLPCn0Gry86f5-CKkQnhbAniHWjmINLIRnMZzIcJyaReawDL5Gmm3PrE3eG08yEQQihlJCeUluTCsjYcMM27uQY6s3O2v1bzCnVWMS6IOLdsCavamlxzI/s1600/Lean+Cuisine+Anim.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 186px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi1FwABsyuHKqs9Dh-bXegH04cLPCn0Gry86f5-CKkQnhbAniHWjmINLIRnMZzIcJyaReawDL5Gmm3PrE3eG08yEQQihlJCeUluTCsjYcMM27uQY6s3O2v1bzCnVWMS6IOLdsCavamlxzI/s320/Lean+Cuisine+Anim.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5452425406873564546" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjKVqN8jolDzqSlXq8C7Ne1M4huTCWXnYGb8B3oK0YmgQd7uXHDVn4Ykm8uecP6cQRr6IIsCB3QffRvF6NLj5qwFs5S-XQeAQdiSVV6VJl1Tr8Xr9aEdpb_d-XezXJIqmISf5P5t-79yoA/s1600/Lean+Cuisine+Resolver.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 178px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjKVqN8jolDzqSlXq8C7Ne1M4huTCWXnYGb8B3oK0YmgQd7uXHDVn4Ykm8uecP6cQRr6IIsCB3QffRvF6NLj5qwFs5S-XQeAQdiSVV6VJl1Tr8Xr9aEdpb_d-XezXJIqmISf5P5t-79yoA/s320/Lean+Cuisine+Resolver.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5452425420751558610" /></a><br />The Lean Cuisine banner also had cool animation, with the vegetables dropping into the basket, followed by the product itself. <br /><br />It's exciting to see the development of new ad formats. I attended a <a href="http://blog.dapper.net/?p=528">panel</a> tonight, in fact, about the data-driven future of display. A lot of the stuff went way over my head, but from what I gathered, display is set to become the next big thing.Davidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14208315801150042940noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2988437369959989022.post-14263587494335720792010-03-22T21:29:00.004-04:002010-03-22T21:35:56.832-04:00Alternate Universe Advertising<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhahf5HllMiBGjhceUdath_hrGLoFTGrmEMBrC78uexujyrmhVlz2jSCCgmqYq5XaIGEQLAp7ORWzDOZmDjug89GtEtAXspi5CPoinHo8WOll0ZMlg3o6KhEGzqUPQUKY4FyyT3_WJeNvU/s1600-h/2010-03-21+13.39.33.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 239px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhahf5HllMiBGjhceUdath_hrGLoFTGrmEMBrC78uexujyrmhVlz2jSCCgmqYq5XaIGEQLAp7ORWzDOZmDjug89GtEtAXspi5CPoinHo8WOll0ZMlg3o6KhEGzqUPQUKY4FyyT3_WJeNvU/s320/2010-03-21+13.39.33.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5451636150302755010" /></a><br /><br />Saw this ad on MUNI recently, and the casting caught my eye. You'd usually expect to see the Asian woman as the masseuse, and the attractive white couple enjoying their spa day. Here, the female roles are reversed. A sign of San Franciscan relationship trends or just trying to be PC?Davidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14208315801150042940noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2988437369959989022.post-67046079810825361152010-03-18T15:06:00.004-04:002010-03-18T15:11:02.439-04:00More bad bus shelter advertising<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi7kNM44TzjhUYxUSm6ewceQmBMfJNTPMf1io9uC_49uojvrI2AgfsK9EdlqTQoi23WxNhhkW0xWED3TU7HmymhuY_K3nFQ4g2Uvuzknt-0J_E30k6udCq0H6sMV1_l3CfL9qWW6cZUDfo/s1600-h/2010-03-17+17.12.10.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 239px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi7kNM44TzjhUYxUSm6ewceQmBMfJNTPMf1io9uC_49uojvrI2AgfsK9EdlqTQoi23WxNhhkW0xWED3TU7HmymhuY_K3nFQ4g2Uvuzknt-0J_E30k6udCq0H6sMV1_l3CfL9qWW6cZUDfo/s320/2010-03-17+17.12.10.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5450053241154309778" /></a><br /><br />I almost feel like starting a new blog all about crappy bus shelter ads because I've posted so many of them. Here's another. I took a close shot so you can better see the coffee in each cup--because they're identical. I compared the bubbles, and it's clear that they just copied that elliptical sliver and photoshopped it into each container. Which is odd, considering the ad claims Taster's Choice is so much better than Starbucks'. <br /><br />Oh, and I also wonder if they made the Starbucks coffee sleeve look like a cigarette on purpose...Davidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14208315801150042940noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2988437369959989022.post-60917690223054892352010-03-18T14:34:00.003-04:002010-03-18T15:04:54.923-04:00Bloomingdales Merchandises Marvelously<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhwbELqIM1PegBru-3eSHdS7HUAfmjVJdXUCtxy0TFXeLh-ri3j7W1XKsF2PaYsMtBxXutCiSVaz_3fbrQTU2rH5FybprBx43AbHzYwdhMJCz8wYZh_WxcCZ2CUWIF7drmSEDpvR1q9ax0/s1600-h/2010-03-14+17.01.44.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 239px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhwbELqIM1PegBru-3eSHdS7HUAfmjVJdXUCtxy0TFXeLh-ri3j7W1XKsF2PaYsMtBxXutCiSVaz_3fbrQTU2rH5FybprBx43AbHzYwdhMJCz8wYZh_WxcCZ2CUWIF7drmSEDpvR1q9ax0/s320/2010-03-14+17.01.44.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5450050934440854290" /></a><br /><br />Merchandising is an oft-overlooked outlet of creativity. Most mall stores are content to dress up some mannequins in the current season's styles, but others create innovative, eye-catching displays that make you realize merchandising can be an art form. <br />As a rock climber, I was particularly impressed by Bloomingdales' presentation of men's athletic wear. I liked having mannequins in action poses, and the crumpled craft paper on the wall was a nice abstraction of a rock face. Additionally--and it's hard to see in the photo--they've hung some of the clothes on branches suspended by bungee cords. Very cool.Davidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14208315801150042940noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2988437369959989022.post-39468854543950696812010-03-06T17:57:00.003-05:002010-03-06T18:07:34.265-05:00Out of Home Advertising FTW<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi1KvQ-x_g6esFiT8WsJokRt5T6NIeBid7IcAoOFgushgU_3AnfJQf9lYhIPUYXWu94br7fppBGsLTDhXiMlNtP9rBsXySx8suZMHSF_3KIQmMNIKpVcM7zzwbCoDAn7YnRCKDgF4fJiUY/s1600-h/SC2.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 239px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi1KvQ-x_g6esFiT8WsJokRt5T6NIeBid7IcAoOFgushgU_3AnfJQf9lYhIPUYXWu94br7fppBGsLTDhXiMlNtP9rBsXySx8suZMHSF_3KIQmMNIKpVcM7zzwbCoDAn7YnRCKDgF4fJiUY/s320/SC2.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5445661199590555778" /></a><br />During my recent visit back home in Atlanta, I stopped by Lenox Mall briefly to see what was up at Club Monaco, the only store I shop at these days. I found a nice cardigan there, but what really made my day was seeing some great out-of-home advertising for South Carolina tourism. Their "<a href="http://www.discoversouthcarolina.com/SCNextDoor/print/">South Carolina Next Door</a>" campaign has been running for a while on radio and billboards in Georgia, and I'd always thought it was a pretty good idea. These executions however, take a good strategic thought and make it memorable. <br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQvbV0qGaowQoabG7TX_Q8kZ41wgwV3Cbp7QhJAFJyHJDVmN-kkchgxJyEUlVBkanHxVNNFvwlD8_57ftHDWTjLUZmSkeMAjEICtSSuGfTga1fwoTW8YtabacQeVf2KucN_IEgVNFjCGY/s1600-h/SC1.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 239px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQvbV0qGaowQoabG7TX_Q8kZ41wgwV3Cbp7QhJAFJyHJDVmN-kkchgxJyEUlVBkanHxVNNFvwlD8_57ftHDWTjLUZmSkeMAjEICtSSuGfTga1fwoTW8YtabacQeVf2KucN_IEgVNFjCGY/s320/SC1.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5445660882539557650" /></a><br />At first glance I actually thought it was a real person in the boat, and the people flying the kite also looked creepily realistic. There was also a big beach ball hanging from the ceiling. Altogether, these pieces leave quite an impression, and surely will get some people talking about South Carolina. Kudos to <a href="http://www.thebounceagency.com/">The Bounce Agency</a>, Greenville, SC.Davidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14208315801150042940noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2988437369959989022.post-41146486208007892282010-03-06T17:50:00.005-05:002010-03-06T18:06:39.522-05:00New SF Public Library Site<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh5SUu_15hmxRLxyypp9fFV6W0CyvlFZAuAOlYAsDyK77H5ixDJsxvg2-0rKngSBmNrgkcSgcfBJCK-UnKLlgelexmAGsSVS1Rgp661nNdCCEFzRgrmi0TyuEROETjqqDo3ojUPaH1eE44/s1600-h/SFPL1.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 230px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh5SUu_15hmxRLxyypp9fFV6W0CyvlFZAuAOlYAsDyK77H5ixDJsxvg2-0rKngSBmNrgkcSgcfBJCK-UnKLlgelexmAGsSVS1Rgp661nNdCCEFzRgrmi0TyuEROETjqqDo3ojUPaH1eE44/s320/SFPL1.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5445658508053727314" /></a><br />When I first used the SF Public Library's website in December, I was shocked at the hideous design and ill thought-out user experience. In a city chock-a-block with web designers and programmers, you'd think their government sites would be a cut above. So I was overjoyed last week when the library debuted its <a href="http://www.sfpl.org">new site</a>, below.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg4iOxQzKoXSCslcxL1Ve5fCEwE3ss3dOQHyGrHTUfQiQdEUKAL9h2ue9D-308-jjHGd3iNNcmkAV3hSQaRRVB0ARXDtZv92e5coQTcCbcFjFcsuAPzsLk6gAx7NDZkW0v_XK5ztFW7ShA/s1600-h/SFPL2.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 202px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg4iOxQzKoXSCslcxL1Ve5fCEwE3ss3dOQHyGrHTUfQiQdEUKAL9h2ue9D-308-jjHGd3iNNcmkAV3hSQaRRVB0ARXDtZv92e5coQTcCbcFjFcsuAPzsLk6gAx7NDZkW0v_XK5ztFW7ShA/s320/SFPL2.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5445658613859505362" /></a><br />It's designed for higher resolution screens, has much better use of color, and the log-in process is no longer buried at the bottom. It's good to know public institutions aren't content with crappy sites.Davidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14208315801150042940noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2988437369959989022.post-57518211116060544312010-03-06T17:44:00.003-05:002010-03-06T17:49:26.717-05:00Condom Coupon Comedy<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiHBvLtK6MftDtXvhaN2uzs3o-Jq1LH3UL2ZfWiM96V5vvLbN3pjVcpeKHDtCRuuhoHNRuFMeildZJhBXuzUtNArG4yhX0n05y31iheSMEBxc3K4phoSKkGb0hjoENXtg-bSyD3-JShA8o/s1600-h/CondomComedy.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 263px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiHBvLtK6MftDtXvhaN2uzs3o-Jq1LH3UL2ZfWiM96V5vvLbN3pjVcpeKHDtCRuuhoHNRuFMeildZJhBXuzUtNArG4yhX0n05y31iheSMEBxc3K4phoSKkGb0hjoENXtg-bSyD3-JShA8o/s320/CondomComedy.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5445656654683936194" /></a><br /><br />As most people can attest to, buying condoms is pretty awkward as it is. Rite Aid wants to make it EVEN MORE AWKWARD by forcing you to cut out a COUPON to get a discount. Not sure if someone is really stupid or really smart (since Rite Aid gets to "have a sale" but count on few people actually getting the sale price).Davidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14208315801150042940noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2988437369959989022.post-28674679890228451182010-02-14T14:45:00.005-05:002010-02-14T15:07:12.182-05:00Ridiculousness<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhNf9wI9Rfe-BkReHwUkYE0E64efRWr3SpNErhj7dSTpxfOL3mBfIeRmba9Cosg9_RHcgCgzjZdmESiWUkoaGFmwO1Zmd5JBMTJg8o2txSck-EwWPKQ1bDKHQ4aSbVU0c15JCD3B_2Xvlc/s1600-h/cosmo.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 235px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhNf9wI9Rfe-BkReHwUkYE0E64efRWr3SpNErhj7dSTpxfOL3mBfIeRmba9Cosg9_RHcgCgzjZdmESiWUkoaGFmwO1Zmd5JBMTJg8o2txSck-EwWPKQ1bDKHQ4aSbVU0c15JCD3B_2Xvlc/s320/cosmo.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5438191278741682178" border="0" /></a><br /><br />This is the cover of the current issue of Cosmo. When your magazine has basically the same content every month (SEX! DIET! STYLE!), you've got to be creative with your headlines. Maybe it's just me, but I literally burst out laughing when I saw this on the newsstand. Given that some version of this article leads nearly every issue, it almost makes you wonder if Cosmo is written by men.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiNMnjs211dET5rZC40uceMcGrz8RsMgrVKWC_HtD5TfU-rPGSMqZGebLAAWSUcpBfM9WAT1O0vvZveawamNt3l9OrREkS3yKlZCDBLgDC1-EaIsGIktFlr00Q5dQIt1VGnUfnCiKJwTzs/s1600-h/Picture+1.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 217px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiNMnjs211dET5rZC40uceMcGrz8RsMgrVKWC_HtD5TfU-rPGSMqZGebLAAWSUcpBfM9WAT1O0vvZveawamNt3l9OrREkS3yKlZCDBLgDC1-EaIsGIktFlr00Q5dQIt1VGnUfnCiKJwTzs/s320/Picture+1.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5438191153089031538" border="0" /></a><br />This is a screengrab from the UPS tracking of a package I'm expecting. UPS is famous for its logistics, but this sequence of check-ins seems pretty odd. All the way to the west coast then back to Kentucky? Someone please explain how that gets the package to me in San Francisco faster....Davidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14208315801150042940noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2988437369959989022.post-44878099195555953822010-02-02T03:39:00.004-05:002010-03-09T01:06:40.003-05:00Fancy Food Show 2010: Awesome<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://blackgarlic.com/wp-content/themes/bgi/thumb.php?src=http://blackgarlic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Black_Garlic_Default.jpg&h=180&w=515"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 515px; height: 180px;" src="http://blackgarlic.com/wp-content/themes/bgi/thumb.php?src=http://blackgarlic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Black_Garlic_Default.jpg&h=180&w=515" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br />Over the MLK weekend I attended the Winter Fancy Food Show in San Francisco. It may rank among the best 10 days of my life. For five hours I did my best to taste as many products as possible, leading to a bad case of what is apparently called “sample stomach.”<br /><br />The scale of the show was simply jawdropping (pun intended). Over 250,000 products spread out over 10 football fields of floorspace. Hundreds of hollowed out cheesewheels, thousands of dips, spreads and sauces, and all kinds of foods that defied easy classification (like Black Garlic, which I’ll explain in a moment).<br /><br />I wandered around in awe, as vendors large and small hawked their wares to potential customers and distributors. <span class="fullpost">Crowds gathered around the expected booths (Colorado beers) as well as trendy newcomers (wine infused soda). Some countries had their own exhibition areas, from the sprawling cheese and pasta displays to Australia’s lone booth of surprisingly tasty breads and dipping spices.<br /><br />Out of the 100+ foods and drinks I tried, my personal favorites were as follows:<br /><br />Black Garlic, marketed by a Korean company, was unlike anything I’ve ever had before. After being fermented for a month, the garlic emerges soft and mild, with hardly a hint of the pungent garlic flavor we all know and love. Sold as whole bulbs or as a puree, this unique product is sure to find a niche. Check out their impressively well designed <a href="http://www.blackgarlic.com">site</a>.<br /><br />Avocado Oil, sold by Alos Cuisine from my hometown of Atlanta, was also quite good. Although avocados—with their high fat content—clearly have oil to give, I’d never thought of them as an oil source. But avocado oil is pleasantly mellow, and has a higher burn point than most other cooking oils.<br /><br />Sweet Potato Crackers from <a href="http://www.polkadotbakeshop.com">Polka Dot Bakeshop</a>, available in four flavors, were the best snack food I tried. I’m a diehard sweet potato lover, and finding one of my favorite vegetables in cracker form was very exciting.<br /><br />Of all the beverages I tasted, <a href="http://www.winecountrysoda.com">Vignette Wine Country Soda</a> was by far the best. It was a refreshing non-alcoholic carbonated drink, infused with California grape varietals. It made me think of another drink I bought recently at Safeway called <a href="http://www.firstblushjuice.com">First Blush</a>, which is 100% California grape juice, also available mixed with tea.<br /><br />Other products I enjoyed were the 9-Grain Beer Bread from <a href="http://www.wholesomeclassics.com">Wholesome Classics</a>, Ozery Bread’s tasty flat buns (a definite trend despite the dwindling influence of the low-carb diet), and Bestaste’s various frozen Filipino finger foods. </span>Davidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14208315801150042940noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2988437369959989022.post-78581980417919697512009-12-31T14:57:00.004-05:002009-12-31T15:19:31.720-05:00San Fran Stuff<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhi40fjTfbzD19PYiDE-VSpMBGm-_zJS1M_Pl-vimlezeixgUhhAI0Mv8ViItYNTlTgepsPBVqvzPkbvakfXbH_QXxGHnI5IbuvjxlprZcfMAVriiohyLvm0Xr0w4nclz-O8Oq_oqNtln0/s1600-h/IMG_9602.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 214px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhi40fjTfbzD19PYiDE-VSpMBGm-_zJS1M_Pl-vimlezeixgUhhAI0Mv8ViItYNTlTgepsPBVqvzPkbvakfXbH_QXxGHnI5IbuvjxlprZcfMAVriiohyLvm0Xr0w4nclz-O8Oq_oqNtln0/s320/IMG_9602.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5421497193620085810" /></a><br /><br />I noticed this storefront yesterday, and was amused by the choice of font for the name of the restaurant. While I agree with the choice of avoiding the obvious Chinese novelty font, using a Celtic novelty font doesn't really seem like the most appropriate choice....<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg78DfbzATVluR5KzheLNreu0kuhDPj6J9xx02Z4vhFtiF-M8eugifAvyVrcKGHXEla-vsN7jDuip4r3YXN923mFcWX8Quf-82v2oFEuiKnNxaCVlp8sL6KpVmTGZowoPKDF0-XCV40GPg/s1600-h/IMG_9601.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 187px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg78DfbzATVluR5KzheLNreu0kuhDPj6J9xx02Z4vhFtiF-M8eugifAvyVrcKGHXEla-vsN7jDuip4r3YXN923mFcWX8Quf-82v2oFEuiKnNxaCVlp8sL6KpVmTGZowoPKDF0-XCV40GPg/s320/IMG_9601.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5421497101786460754" /></a><br /><br />Dockers has plastered the city of San Francisco with its new ad campaign, which consists of urging men to be men and "Wear the pants." When I saw this ad, however, I initially thought I was reading Vietnamese (really: "Diem" is a common Vietnamese word). I think that Dockers has realized the pun in this ad is a little too obtuse for the general public, because most of the bus posters featuring the line have disappeared.Davidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14208315801150042940noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2988437369959989022.post-5332326926988488272009-12-29T14:17:00.002-05:002009-12-29T14:50:16.910-05:00Why can't we all just get along?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2008/08/14/alg_robertdowneyjr.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 450px; height: 306px;" src="http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2008/08/14/alg_robertdowneyjr.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br />Living in a city exposes you to all kinds of crazy scenes and situations that can entertain, shock, or pain you, depending on your point of view. <br /><br />In the past two weeks I’ve witnessed three fights at a club (all in one night), a woman having a seizure on the sidewalk, a man yelling at and attacking a metal sign outside a cafe, and an unfortunate, movie-like altercation at the post office yesterday. <span class="fullpost">A woman was trying to mail a package, but the clerk said the ZIP code on the package was invalid. The woman insisted it was correct, and became increasingly agitated when the man refused to accept the parcel. <br /><br />Her protests grew more shrill, as she first contended that a man would get better treatment, and then, being ignored by the clerk, wailed “What is wrong with you people!”<br /><br />Yes, the clerk, and his coworker, were black. <br /><br />Several people in the long line ooohed, and I knew what was coming next. <br /><br />“What do you mean, you people?” the second clerk asked. But the delay of his response, as well as his tone, made this reaction sound almost perfunctory, as if he was just saying it because people (those in line, society, et al) expected it. <br /><br />Fortunately it did not escalate from there, as a supervisor came out to help the woman. Still, I couldn’t help but shake my head. That line has become such a cliche, beaten into our heads in movies like Tropic Thunder, that people drag race into disputes in which it really plays no role. <br /><br />This woman, living in the most liberal city in America, likely an Obama voter and one-time hippie, almost certainly was not making a statement about black people with her comment. Yet the man felt obliged to make that boilerplate retort, as if the two were playing out a scene in front of the line. <br /><br />At this point it’s probably impossible to separate the “you people” expression from its racial connotations, but it’s a shame the two ever became so intertwined in the first place. Although racism is surely still a problem--especially the subtle, suspicious-of-Others kind--comments like these should not be taken as racist. <br /><br />Given what came before the phrase in question, it is more likely she felt mistreated as a woman, not a white person. And given the long history of difficulties with gender relations, that is an issue that will be much harder to solve. </span>Davidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14208315801150042940noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2988437369959989022.post-33922787385093200102009-12-10T19:42:00.008-05:002009-12-10T22:33:40.676-05:00Interesting Stuff the Web Showed Me This WeekI've spent an unhealthy amount of time browsing the internet this week. These are some things that caught my eye:<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh4U7Dd9yFTro5fJf565Cu2dEm30qseVlVgKYLPwZOlR2nNeYadY22wGHhNAFxc2O1N9oASXDvaTwJLvUy8LCP1H06_dlzuYs6g34B-1q86ILqmAzQMbXAugKcXOU7DbRj9hC7qtvHZMts/s1600-h/Picture+2.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 268px; height: 96px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh4U7Dd9yFTro5fJf565Cu2dEm30qseVlVgKYLPwZOlR2nNeYadY22wGHhNAFxc2O1N9oASXDvaTwJLvUy8LCP1H06_dlzuYs6g34B-1q86ILqmAzQMbXAugKcXOU7DbRj9hC7qtvHZMts/s320/Picture+2.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5413774054778257842" /></a><br /><br />I'm not the first to notice <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1794382">how ridiculous Facebook's suggestions are getting</a>. But now it seems they're upping the ante even more, by showing how active your friends are on Facebook. Here, it says one of my friends is only 5% active, whatever that means. Clearly it's a bad thing, in FB's opinion. But I say good for them! I for one am not going to encourage any of my disinterested friends to give almighty Facebook more of their time. Don't start frittering your life away on social networking sites. Stay away. <br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg29NsaZ-Hf3gTSwxhGH_uEYZGdjlsbFb8XUzfrlUKZ0cP-mRXeugVUTVJd8fHGg4DdvWHdnsPnEWPi3jK2KFyUfy896dKsAKCXm2WZ-qUwcyA4hzmt5gepkg2Ops2hs_Ix-90y4S00VDg/s1600-h/Picture+3.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 118px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg29NsaZ-Hf3gTSwxhGH_uEYZGdjlsbFb8XUzfrlUKZ0cP-mRXeugVUTVJd8fHGg4DdvWHdnsPnEWPi3jK2KFyUfy896dKsAKCXm2WZ-qUwcyA4hzmt5gepkg2Ops2hs_Ix-90y4S00VDg/s320/Picture+3.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5413775109437273234" /></a><br /><br />When I searched for "perk" on Dictionary.com, a banner ad for a credit card appeared above. Coincidence or clever media buy? Who knows. But it's given me some ideas, either way....<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiW_ZboDWbsXs88pUm6Jn5vSg4ZVce7-VobzwdklgDfBwb4TsGzes0c1nBwd37kMc7f4vhjTDkxFTzqDt_xAMqotFETjl-O9I5yXKtqbEQMEgvzEOt26upG_J3mISU82awEFqnAq2Be8tk/s1600-h/Picture+7.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 139px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiW_ZboDWbsXs88pUm6Jn5vSg4ZVce7-VobzwdklgDfBwb4TsGzes0c1nBwd37kMc7f4vhjTDkxFTzqDt_xAMqotFETjl-O9I5yXKtqbEQMEgvzEOt26upG_J3mISU82awEFqnAq2Be8tk/s320/Picture+7.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5413775497009149138" /></a><br /><a href="http://googleblog.blogspot.com/2009/12/relevance-meets-real-time-web.html"><br />Google announced </a>the integration of real-time search this week, which can be accessed in one of two ways. Inputting your search term + "twitter" sometimes returns a dynamic twitter feed at the top of the results, but only for some search terms. The more reliable method is to click "Latest Results" in the Show Options column in your search results. Pretty cool.Davidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14208315801150042940noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2988437369959989022.post-22926201584030951182009-11-16T22:59:00.006-05:002009-11-17T16:35:18.852-05:00Soon The Moon Will Rise at Noon<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/52103.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 561px;" src="http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/52103.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br />English is beloved by language lovers everywhere for its lexical richness, a result of its heritage as an amalgam of both Romance and Germanic words. It may not have the elan of French or the gusto of Italian, but no language compares to English in terms of the depth of its vocabulary.<br /><br />Like other Indo-European languages, English relies on a large supply of prefixes, suffixes, and other units of speech to convey meaning. Most suffixes are quite flexible, and are used by English speakers to coin new words (think Kafkaesque, doable). This makes English almost infinitely expandable, and enables anyone to contribute neologisms to the lexicon. <br /><br />My topic of discussion today is one suffix in particular: "-oon." <span class="fullpost"><br /><br />Oon may be my favorite suffix, as its appendage makes any word instantly more fun. What's more exciting, a bar or a saloon? Who would you rather meet, a magnate or a tycoon? Which is a better insult, idiot or buffoon? (The list goes on--bass vs. bassoon, storm/monsoon, etc.) And who doesn't like cartoons?<br /><br />Oon words are fun on the tongue (or, more precisely, the lips) and also fun to write. I remember the first time I learned about the people known as Walloons who live on the border of Belgium and France. What a fantastic name, I thought! I think I imagined Walloons as jolly, playful people, possibly combining the concepts of "walrus" and "balloon" in my head.<br /><br />Today my enjoyment of the suffix is no less, and I look forward to English adding more oony words in the years to come. <br /></span>Davidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14208315801150042940noreply@blogger.com4